berrystumpytail:

saltyandsadpotato:

berrystumpytail:

God i wish someone would sell me a haunted house. Ghosts aren’t real and I’d love to get a really nice house for like half the price that it should be. 

and if they are real you can fuck them.

This guy gets it!





nordacious:

ok but this tea eviscerated my mustache





funkywormz:

art…. rat…. same letters………. not a coincidence.









silverloke:

eupheme-butterfly:

icecream-eaterrr:

I just heard this woman say “you procrastinate because you are afraid of rejection. It’s a defense mechanism, you are trying to protect yourself without even trying.” and I think I just realized what was wrong with me.

Yep, this is a very, very common reason for procrastinating.  It’s also why procrastination, even though it’s often associated with laziness, is a fairly common trait in a lot of people with anxiety and perfectionism issues.

this explains so much





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could you possibly draw a small happy opossum for me? it's been a rough week :v - faronwoods

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trainthief:

hmm, thinking about that one time i was trying to watch the hannah montana movie during a lecture and i accidentally airplayed it onto the classroom tv









lilyholyfuck:

powerburial:

What does noon to afternoon mean?

12:00-12:01

He dips his hands in wet cement and then goes home. He does this every day. Just for his dog.





melancholymango:

I did the being edgy and self-deprecating thing, it gets old. I wanna be soft and lovely and easily impressed. I wanna appreciate all the little things that make me happy the same way I’ve dwelled on every single thing that upsets me.





sabrinawinslow:

pacmantrinity:

identificat:

spar-kie:

wrexingdrew:

regbian:

clownings:

worldsworstfather:

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal

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she does not FUCK

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on-the-heath:

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my mom gave me this book (about a book conservationist working on a medieval haggadah) about 6 years ago and said “i could see you ending up in a career like this!”

now it’s a reading for a class in my library science masters, and i’m planning a career in special collections. life sometimes is cyclical in really beautiful ways. :)





mynewurl:

mynewurl:

this website has destroyed my sense of humour, last night i was in bed with my bf and i had a mental image of an egg with the word suspicious written on it and honestly lost my shit

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